Hey, how are you?
That’s good. I’m well, thank you for asking.
Welcome to my blog! As my introduction, I will quote some inspiring words:
“Hello world, this is me. Life should be, ooo ooo yeah, fun for everyone” – The Saddle Club
“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number so call me maybe?” – Carly Rae Jepson aka Queen
My name is Ed Abbott, I love goon, trashy pop songs, trashy reality TV shows and my car’s name is Adele. My humour is way too sarcastic and I make fun of my friends, a lot. But I’ll cry if you make fun of me.
My favourite trashy pop stars are Carly Rae Jepson, Ke$ha, Jedward, One Direction, The Collective, Cody Simpson plus many more. Except Justin Bieber, ew.
If you like me, I’ll like you. If you don’t like me, I’ll probably still like you and make it my mission to make you like me. So please like me, because I don’t have that much spare time on my hands.
Goodbye, I hope you have a lovely day.
Thanks, I will too!